The Tolkien Sarcasm Page, any, quiz answers in fanwork form

So, lo these many years ago, when I was a young thing encountering the Internet for the first time & mad on all things Middle-earth, I came across the Tolkien Sarcasm Page and laughed my head off. One of the Page's features is a 'knowledge test' on LOTR: http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/test.htm

My challenge is for you to pick one of the questions and answer it in the form of some kind of fanwork!