I can't do the prompt justice but here's a song for inspiration:

Oompa, loompa, loompity lum
Facing a dragon is beyond dumb
Oompa, loompa, doompity dunce
If you are wise you’ll listen to us
What do you get when you gather up gold
Hoarding a hall full of riches untold
Baiting a worm with the heart of a forge
You lot are all some cra-zy dwarves
You’re gonna need a bur-ur-glar
Oompa, loompa, doompity dar
Go get a Hobbit then you’ll go far
You will get your mountain back too
Or you’ll meet your oompa loompity doom