OMG! OMG! OMG! I saw that prompt and thought I dare not try, but was really hoping someone really clever took it (not that we are not all clever, but some are more clever than others).

I'd be cutting and pasting half of this text if I wanted to underline what I liked best.

To chose two lines, it would be these:

“A pleasure. By which I mean, a completely innocent and mundane pleasure. I am Teleporno.”

“Gróin-at-your-service-but-not-in-that-way.”

Thanks so much for sharing this. I'm using my very best Celeborn, I mean Teleporno icon for this.