Welllllll, that's not entirely unsupported by canon, is it? :D So yes. Yes, she totally enchants her guards to get laid. And I'm so glad the smut was worth it, details and all.

And that is a pretty glorious idea. Why don't you prompt it so anyone who's so inclined might write it? :D I'm just... laughing with glee at the computer screen because that would make excellent crackfic material!