Having listened to the iconic Stairway to Heaven a gazillion times, I could totally hear this, and, well...see my icon. :^D Hilarious and bawdy parody, Binka! (Although I think that Maglor would pick up a Stratocaster at some point during the ditty. ;^))

hat’s with me and drunk Finwëans?

Because drunk Finwëans are the BEST Finwëans!