Yeah, I understand. Being a woman sucks sometimes. Chocolate's always nice, though. Congrats on your loot!

(I dunno. I rather like imagining that at least one of them was female (though I know it's not canon). It's not like the undead have to worry about periods… Seriously, though, I do think it more than possible the rings would ensnare women; Galadriel's temptation is proof enough of that.)