Thank you. =D I love throwing opposing things together, so I'm gratified that you mentioned both the different language styles and the funny v. creepy.
(That was one of my favorite sentences also.)
I couldn't very well make Ungoliant a spider, because A.) I wanted to minimize the fantasy elements, and a giant talking spider is hardly minimizing and B.) Fucking spiders everywhere already. I got a huge kick out of trying to make this mynah bird a match for Melkor (I mean, why doesn't he just swat her away when she hitches a ride on his moped? Like, this evil genius, and it doesn't even occur to him to just swat her away...)
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(That was one of my favorite sentences also.)
I couldn't very well make Ungoliant a spider, because A.) I wanted to minimize the fantasy elements, and a giant talking spider is hardly minimizing and B.) Fucking spiders everywhere already. I got a huge kick out of trying to make this mynah bird a match for Melkor (I mean, why doesn't he just swat her away when she hitches a ride on his moped? Like, this evil genius, and it doesn't even occur to him to just swat her away...)
OMG THAT SIGN AHAHAHA PERFECT. XD