What a brilliant idea. I had no clue that the various blog titles would add up to such a hilarious poem - and actually work together!
I would like you to know that I nearly spit my tea at the monitor at
Fëanor NO!
Fëanor YES!
Ride for ruin,
Noldor apologist,
To whatever end!

And fortunately I had already swallowed it when I came to
Uncaged,
Maedhros did deeds of surpassing valour:
Art and stuff, I guess.

Howling with laughter! This is a work of art!