OMG! That's great. I agree with the elves; that is disgusting, in the funniest way imaginable.
I bet I'm violating all the rules. I have dozens of pictures of implements and the like sitting on my hard drive just waiting to be made into icons for the "Artifacts and Weapons" card. Poor little me. I'm just trying to myself half a chance to write the three or four ficlets and a short story that I'd love to write this month, since I am definitely not a drabble-a-day person. [Smack my hands! I need to get a rein on myself before I go into my prejudice-against-long-form writers' rant. I wrangled that one with MEFAs for years until the field was finally equalized a little (not entirely, but a little).]
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I bet I'm violating all the rules. I have dozens of pictures of implements and the like sitting on my hard drive just waiting to be made into icons for the "Artifacts and Weapons" card. Poor little me. I'm just trying to myself half a chance to write the three or four ficlets and a short story that I'd love to write this month, since I am definitely not a drabble-a-day person. [Smack my hands! I need to get a rein on myself before I go into my prejudice-against-long-form writers' rant. I wrangled that one with MEFAs for years until the field was finally equalized a little (not entirely, but a little).]