I may or may not have written a fairly substantial outline for an orcish valentine ficlet involving an alewife's skinned cat as gift. (Okay, yes, I did.)

Therefore:

Evil, Villains and Monsters: Bolg
Festivals: Lovers' Day
In a Manner of Speaking: Ways to Skin a Cat
Occupations: Alewife

And it's Elleth... who else would come up with such nonsense? ^^;