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openidwouldwork ([personal profile] openidwouldwork) wrote2025-10-17 01:16 pm

The number you are calling is not available

For some reason(TM) it's not possible to connect our phones (and the emergency call box. and the doorbell. and the door camera) to the new router (that we need for the optical fibre cable).

Additional parts have been ordered, the technician will set it up...

... next wednesday.

yay

Why is Germany such a digital wasteland?
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StarSpray ([personal profile] starspray) wrote2025-10-16 11:06 pm

Keep You Like an Oath - Chapter 1 - i can work a miracle

Fandom: Tolkien
Rating: M
Characters: Daeron, Maglor
Warnings: Violence, Torture, Aftermath of Torture, whump
Summary: Maglor finds Daeron after he escapes from the Witch-king's clutches, wounded by a morgul blade and fading; they must reach Rivendell, as Arthedain and Cardolan burn. 

AO3 / SWG

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle, ooh-oh-oh
I'll keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part
- “Uma Thurman” by Fall Out Boy

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TA 1409
Eriador

 

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StarSpray ([personal profile] starspray) wrote2025-10-16 05:48 pm

The River is Flowing

Fandom: Tolkien
Rating: G
Characters: Frodo Gardner, Elanor Gardner, Maglor, Arwen
Warnings: n/a
Summary: Frodo and Elanor Gardner go on a walking holiday up the River Lhun, and meet a certain wandering singer.
Note: Written for the SWG's Jumble Sale challenge, for the Herbarium of Ithilien prompt.

AO3 / SWG

Oh, where are you going,
So late in returning?
The river is flowing,
The stars are all burning!
- The Hobbit

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autobotscoutriella ([personal profile] autobotscoutriella) wrote2025-10-16 03:42 pm
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The weather is changing! The leaves are falling!

...And the barometric pressure keeps laying me out with an awful sinus headache. ;_; Of all the weeks. I've got stuff to DO, brain.

I need to try and post some of my Kinktober fills here this evening. So far I've hit all 15 days (still working on Day 16), but they're all short scenes rather than full fics, so I'll probably post them in another collection like this one instead of trying to post them all separately.

I made some decent progress on my [community profile] trickortreatex fill today, so I think I'll be able to wrap that up this weekend. It's due on the 24th and I would prefer not to cut it too close.
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bunn ([personal profile] bunn) wrote2025-10-15 10:42 pm

A Galleon and Ladybirds

On Friday, the Galeón Andalucía came to Fishguard. She's a replica of a 17th century Spanish Galleon, launched in 2010, which has spent the last 15 years sailing all over the world. Not a lot happens in Pembrokeshire in October so everyone became very excited, and we all rushed over to see her (apparently there were more visitors in tiny Fishguard than there were in Liverpool, and there were so many of them that on the last day, they had to stop some people getting on board because of the crowd. It felt rather appropriate, after reading that each of the 150+ people on board a 17th century galleon would have about 1.5 meters of space each. Varied, of course, according to status. The officer's cabins were snug, but not excessively so even by modern standards. The hammocks, on the other hand, made my back ache just to look at them.

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bunn ([personal profile] bunn) wrote2025-10-15 10:40 pm
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Foster kitties

We are fostering two cats for a few weeks for a local cat rescue. They are very thin, but very friendly. They haven't met our cats or Theo, they are living in the bottom floor in the big Shop store-room-cum-guest-bedroom at the moment, since they are both very thin and a bit sneezy. We are supposed to be feeding them up. They are eating a lot, which has to be good.

You can really see how thin Tabby is in the pic below - she's 8 months old. Her Mum is called Rosa, and she's slightly less skeletal, but still you can really feel her ribs.

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evandar ([personal profile] evandar) wrote2025-10-14 08:59 pm
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Dear Yuletide Author

Dear Author,

Hello! Thank you so much in advance for writing for me. I can't wait to see what you create.

This letter contains a list of Likes and DNWs as well as a couple of prompts. If none of the prompts catch your eye, then write whatever you like. As long as it doesn't hit any of my DNWs, we're good.

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Okay! So that's it, that's the letter. I'm really looking forward to seeing what you create for me <3
openidwouldwork ([personal profile] openidwouldwork) wrote2025-10-13 06:53 pm

Sigh



Optical fibre cable is in the house!

...

So obviously I have neither telephone nor internet now.
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smilebackwards ([personal profile] smilebackwards) wrote2025-10-12 10:30 pm
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that's a hard no, carl

Cannery Row by John Steinbeck. The library didn't have East of Eden available so I grabbed this Steinbeck instead and it was good. Kind of a collection of slice of life stories set in the same neighborhood. The characters are funny and odd and overall just feel real in a way that's hard to describe.

This Inevitable Ruin by Matt Dinniman. Latest Dungeon Crawler Carl book! Continues to be fun and insane. Apparently we are getting book 8 release next year and there is a TV series in the works but now I must wait.
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StarSpray ([personal profile] starspray) wrote2025-10-12 12:29 am

A Hundred Miles Through the Desert - Chapter Fifteen

Fandom: Tolkien
Rating: T
Characters: Sons of Feanor, Elrond, Feanor, Daeron, various others
Warnings: n/a
Summary: After years in Lórien, Maglor and Maedhros are ready to return to their family and to make something new with their lives--but to move forward, all of Fëanor's sons must decide how, or if, they can ever reconcile with their father.
Note: This fic is a direct sequel to High in the Clean Blue Air.

Prologue / Previous Chapter

 

 

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autobotscoutriella ([personal profile] autobotscoutriella) wrote2025-10-09 09:20 am
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Fic or Treat!

Fic or Treat
[community profile] ficortreat

Riella's Door


DW username: [personal profile] autobotscoutriella

Light is on for: Anybody wandering by! Feel like stopping by twice? Go right ahead.

What's in the Bowl? Short ficlets/drabbles for Transformers, Ace Attorney, or Redwall, cat pictures, random shark facts

Let Me Know: I can write drabbles for just about anything Transformers Bayverse/Prime/Animated/IDW/G1, Ace Attorney 1-6, and any Redwall book, but please tell me if you want a specific character or ship (and prompts are very welcome). Otherwise I will be picking at random from my favorites and your odds of getting either Daryan or Blackarachnia are very high. :D Drabbles to go with any of my existing fics/AUs are also available on request. If it's got a tag on my DW, you can ask for it.

Cat pictures will be taken especially for you, but poses/expressions/etc. are up to the discretion of the cat in question.

Shark facts may or may not include photos as a bonus, depending on the shark fact.

Other info: No noncon/dubcon, extreme gore, or animal harm, but other than that if you ask for a sexy or spooky treat I'll do my best. Happy Halloween!
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autobotscoutriella ([personal profile] autobotscoutriella) wrote2025-10-07 10:14 pm

Experimental

Experimental

Summary: Franziska and Ema get kinky.

Fandom: Ace Attorney
Characters: Ema Skye/Franziska von Karma
Rating: E
Warnings: Under-negotiated (but very consensual) dom/sub
Notes: I'm doing Kinktober 2025 (using this list)! This one was for Day 3, nipple clamps, and ended up with some additional d/s and glove kink.

Are you sure you want to do this, Ema Skye? )
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bunn ([personal profile] bunn) wrote2025-10-07 06:39 pm

No one knows who they were or what they were doin'

 The Shop on the Borderlands sells many things to many countries. Up till this year, our position on import duties and tariffs has been, more or less:  'if you want to  buy it, we'll post it: you are best placed to look up exactly what the country you live in charges for importing the things you've chosen to buy, and the postal service or courier will sort that out for you for a small fee'.  I'm sure this put some people off buying from us, but it was fairly clear to customers (we gave them warnings about it) and very easily manageable for us.

Then Mr Trump decided he was going to Tariff All the Things at extremely short notice (like less than a month!) 

In an attempt to make the filthy Foreigner (ie, us) pay rather than the US citizen, he insisted that not only would there be no exceptions for small parcels, but anyone who bought stuff from outside the USA and had it posted to them, would be billed at least $80 unless the seller prepaid the tariff.  

So suddenly we had to try to work out what the US tariff was going to be for everything we sold so we could charge and post appropriately.  This was complicated by the fact that tariffs are not based on where the Shop is based, or where the company that designed and commissioned the product is based, but where the physical object was made.  So, for example, some D&D books are printed in the USA, but some are printed in China, and some in Belgium.

And there's no way to predict where a specific book was printed, without taking it off the shelf and rummaging through it in the hope that it will have  'printed in Lithuania' written on it somewhere (Lithuania is a bit of a hotbed of RPG printing...)  Some books have no indication where they were printed at all, so you have to guess.  Some of our stock is 50 years old. Doesn't matter.  We still have to declare where it was made. 

Anyway, we did that for all the 12000ish Things in the Shop.  And we gave them all international product classification codes (which is how you declare you're selling dice and not books for tax purposes, for example) 

And we did it twice, because the first solution we had didn't work. (It was a quicker job the second time since the data was in and just had to be moved, but still. ) 

So, I tested ordering various products and they seemed to be getting what we thought was the right amount of tariff/customs fee appearing on them. Then we got a pleading email from a hopeful American, unable to find the thing they specially wanted in the USA, so we let them order - a book printed in the UK. They got charged the amount we expected by Royal Mail, 10% tariff plus 50p admin, and a week later, their book had reached them!  Hurray! 

So it all works now, right?  IF ONLY. We got another pleading American email, so we let that guy order too, and in a surge of confidence, turned off our message saying 'sorry no orders to the USA for now.'

But.  We put US Order #2 through the Royal Mail system, for three books made in Italy, and... RM charged us 50p admin fee for doing the duty for us, and nothing more.  But they were printed in Italy! Italy has a 15% tariff! 

So we rang Royal Mail, and said: why no tariff?  And they said: Oh it's fine. Tariffs don't apply to books.  

So we rang off and reinspected US Order #1, which was definitely a book, and definitely printed in the UK, and for which we were definitely billed 10% of the value for the tariff a week and a half ago.  And boggled. 

(I might not have got all the terminology 100% right, but I'm increasingly dubious that anyone has got this 100% right) 

Update:Parcel #1 had got tangled up in the massive update project and went out with the HS code saying it was a boxed board game by accident. So I think we're OK sending books without billing tariffs for them. Or, I hope so...
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autobotscoutriella ([personal profile] autobotscoutriella) wrote2025-10-06 07:38 pm
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Just turned off all my extensions to get a look at Tumblr's latest UI disaster, and I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Dreamwidth for never doing that to me!
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autobotscoutriella ([personal profile] autobotscoutriella) wrote2025-10-05 10:27 pm

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Well, I wasn't planning on doing Kinktober this year, but five days and five fills in...I need to figure out where I'm going to post these, I guess! A couple of them can stand alone, but most of them are just short scenes.

I could do a multi-chapter fic on AO3 to collect them (they're almost all for the same ship, so it would just be a bunch of Klavdar porn fics), but I don't really love doing those, and I also don't want to post twenty-odd short fics. (I know both of those are allowed and a lot of people do them, I just don't like them for me.) Or I could just do what I've been doing with the FFA 100-words prompts and put them all up on Dreamwidth...

"I don't know where to post all of this writing" is a pretty good problem to have, so I'm not too worried, haha. Still, why do the logistics have to be so much harder than actually writing the fic?

(If you saw the unedited version of this, shh, no you didn't, Mirage was Helping.)121

(Edit #2: I see those extra numbers, but when I tried to remove them she stepped on the power key, so I'm leaving them in tribute.)
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StarSpray ([personal profile] starspray) wrote2025-10-04 01:35 pm

A Hundred Miles Through the Desert - Chapter Fourteen

Fandom: Tolkien
Rating: T
Characters: Sons of Feanor, Elrond, Feanor, Daeron, various others
Warnings: n/a
Summary: After years in Lórien, Maglor and Maedhros are ready to return to their family and to make something new with their lives--but to move forward, all of Fëanor's sons must decide how, or if, they can ever reconcile with their father.
Note: This fic is a direct sequel to High in the Clean Blue Air.

Prologue / Previous Chapter / Next Chapter

 

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