Book Blurbs - Who Killed Námo?

[heartofoshun.livejournal.com]

B2MeM Prompt and Path: abstract (blue path: artwork)
Format: digital art, sketch with written copy
Genre: AU, humor, other
Rating: Gen
Warnings: no warnings apply
Characters: Olwë, Elwë, Námo, Finwë, Túrin Turambar (more will be added as chapters are added)
Pairings: none so far
Creator’s Notes (optional): Chapter 2 – Who Killed Námo - The wacky and wonderful P.I. team of Ingwë, Finwë, and Elwë are faced with their most challenging case yet. Who did not want to knock off Námo?
Túrin Turambar adds another darkly atmospheric and hilarious thriller to his popular The Realm of the Valar mystery series.
Summary: These blurbs are written by a reader who is on the mailing lists of far too many publishing companies. Why not use some of the dozens of prompts of yet another annual B2MeM to design covers or ads, write ad copy, review, or draft summaries of books I would not be likely to write?

Who Killed Námo

Comments

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

If the book wasn't in fact written by Túrin, I know who my money would be on.

That cover's gorgeous, I love everything about it. If I ever do NaNo again (hahahaha), I'll come beg you to design my cover.

[heartofoshun.livejournal.com]

OMG! Who do you think should have written it? Inquiring minds must know! I admit Turin was kind of random and more because he was ill-suited to it than that he made a good match!

Hey, thanks! I was going for an art-deco heydays' kind of vibe--kind of 1920s-30s mystery genre. I'd love to do a cover for you!

[keiliss.livejournal.com]

Hmm, Orodreth is a possible mystery writer - under a pseudonym, of course. An escape from the pressures of a high powered admin job. But no, I think Túrin is by far the better choice. What would he write though? Cosy Mysteries, where it gets sorted out in the end and they all go off and have a nice cup of rooibos tea, or something with blood and guts and grit?

(you might have given me the only good reason for contemplating NaNo this year :D )

[heartofoshun.livejournal.com]

Cosy Mysteries, where it gets sorted out in the end and they all go off and have a nice cup of rooibos tea

There was too much unprovoked violence and stress in his life.

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Oh how I want to read this now!