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senalishia ([personal profile] senalishia) wrote in [community profile] b2mem2019-03-03 02:41 pm

New Zealand, By Senalishia

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number:”Crossover 1” - I20, With a sitcom or comedy
Format: Double drabble
Genre: Parody
Rating: General
Warnings: No warnings apply
Characters: Saruman, human OCs
Pairings: None
Creator’s Notes: For this prompt, I took inspiration from one of my favorite comedic movies, Galaxy Quest
Summary: The vengeful spirit of Saruman is a little confused.



The primordial creations of Eru, though they may be stripped of their power, can never be utterly destroyed. This once cunning spirit of skill, bereft of form and rejected by the West, drifted for millenium upon millenium, capable of only the most primitive of emotions. It coalesced only after many ages into a bodiless consciousness, driven by rage and a terrible thirst for vengeance.

He found himself in a world absurdly unfamiliar, except for one thing: it contained Men, weak and susceptible to his influence.

Peering into mind after mind, he caught glimpses of what he sought: Rolling green hills. Round doors. A word in their language: Hobbiton.

Where is Hobbiton? he asked one who could not see him.

“That place from the Lord of the Rings?” the fool answered aloud.

The place of the Ring! Yes!

“What place?” asked another one.

“Hobbiton. Didn't you just ask me where it was?”

“Like for real? It was filmed in, uh, England, right?”

“Nah, it was somewhere weird. Australia or something. Here, let me google it. Oh, it's New Zealand, actually, look.”

He flew, fixated already on his destination. In this New Zealand he would be repaid for all he had suffered.

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[personal profile] shirebound 2019-03-03 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What a hoot! :)
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[personal profile] nienna324 2019-03-03 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don’t know anything about Galaxy Quest, but this is really, really funny! One of my favorite B2MeM fics so far!
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[personal profile] zdenka 2019-03-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! This made me laugh. Now I'm imagining Saruman's vengeful spirit drifting around the former film set.
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[personal profile] erulissedances 2019-03-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Maori warriors to arms! I'd love to see the confrontation. My money is on the Maori.

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[personal profile] starspray 2019-03-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
This is great! The idea of Saruman haunting the Hobbiton film set is absolutely hilarious.
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[personal profile] keiliss 2019-03-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
You had me at Galaxy Quest! I feel bad for him, he'll get there and find he's too late, not a Hobbit in sight.
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[personal profile] kayleearafinwiel 2019-03-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know Galaxy Quest, but I laughed really hard at this anyway! A Houseless Saruman would be interesting - and scary!
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[personal profile] octopus_fool 2019-03-04 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee, nice one! Makes me wonder if possessed sheep are about to happen... XD
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[personal profile] mirkyking 2019-03-04 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Saruman better be careful, Kiwi's might not take kindly to him messing with their Hobbiton!!
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[personal profile] elleth 2019-03-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So does this account for the dreariness of the Hobbit movies, Saruman setting out to spoil them? >:D Perfect ficlet, it made me giggle.
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[personal profile] nialoke 2019-03-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, I love this! The idea of Saruman's spirit haunting the former film set is just glorious. (Also, Galaxy Quest! I love that movie, now I really want to watch it again)