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Entry tags:
- card:be advised,
- card:cliches fluff and tlc,
- card:color burst 7 - purple,
- card:color burst 8 - spectrum,
- card:emotions,
- card:original characters,
- card:sitcom,
- card:tengwar,
- card:this means war,
- card:writer's block smash,
- character:erestor,
- character:glorfindel,
- format:short story,
- genre:humor,
- genre:war,
- number:b10,
- number:b11,
- number:b12,
- number:b7,
- number:g48,
- number:g54,
- number:i16,
- number:n39,
- number:o67,
- number:o72
I’d Rather Be Cuddling Than Fighting a War by Zhie
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number:
(B7)
Tengwar: Thule
Be Advised: Negotiating with Thranduil
(B10)
Cliches, Fluff, and TLC: Cuddling
(B11)
Be Advised: Rescuing a Small Child or Animal Together
Writer’s Block Smash: SUDDEN DEATH (of a character in the story)
This Means War: Balrog vs. Glorfindel
(B12)
Tengwar: Parma
Color Burst-Purple: Majesty
(I16)
Color Burst-Purple: Bruise
(N39)
Color Burst-Purple: Nobility
(G48)
Original Characters: Animal Companions
(G54)
Tengwar: Hwesta
(O67)
Color Burst-Spectrum: Fireworks
Be Advised: Listening to the Balrog Story - Again
Emotions: Joy
(O72)
Sitcom: You did WHAT??
Format: Fanfic
Genre: Humorish Warstory
Rating: Author chooses not to rate because they suck at figuring out ratings.
Warnings: Author is sleepy and chooses not to try to figure this out. Author apologizes and offers you a slice of cheesecake. Unless you’re lactose intolerant. Then it’s dairy-free cheesecake. Unless you just have deep hatred in your heart for cheesecake, in which case, we might not be able to be besties.
Characters: Glorfindel, Erestor, Thranduil, and too many flippin’ orcs, plus a horsie
Pairings:Take a guess. (No, really, guess, let me know, I have no idea if it’s supposed to have a pairing or not… probably not? Let’s go with they’re just friends. ‘Wanna go on a war date?’ ‘Sure, but just as friends…’)
Creator’s Notes (optional):Thank you for continuing to put up with me, fandom. Oh...nothing about the story, thanks.
Summary:The war nears its end, and negotiations begin.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18093581
(B7)
Tengwar: Thule
Be Advised: Negotiating with Thranduil
(B10)
Cliches, Fluff, and TLC: Cuddling
(B11)
Be Advised: Rescuing a Small Child or Animal Together
Writer’s Block Smash: SUDDEN DEATH (of a character in the story)
This Means War: Balrog vs. Glorfindel
(B12)
Tengwar: Parma
Color Burst-Purple: Majesty
(I16)
Color Burst-Purple: Bruise
(N39)
Color Burst-Purple: Nobility
(G48)
Original Characters: Animal Companions
(G54)
Tengwar: Hwesta
(O67)
Color Burst-Spectrum: Fireworks
Be Advised: Listening to the Balrog Story - Again
Emotions: Joy
(O72)
Sitcom: You did WHAT??
Format: Fanfic
Genre: Humorish Warstory
Rating: Author chooses not to rate because they suck at figuring out ratings.
Warnings: Author is sleepy and chooses not to try to figure this out. Author apologizes and offers you a slice of cheesecake. Unless you’re lactose intolerant. Then it’s dairy-free cheesecake. Unless you just have deep hatred in your heart for cheesecake, in which case, we might not be able to be besties.
Characters: Glorfindel, Erestor, Thranduil, and too many flippin’ orcs, plus a horsie
Pairings:Take a guess. (No, really, guess, let me know, I have no idea if it’s supposed to have a pairing or not… probably not? Let’s go with they’re just friends. ‘Wanna go on a war date?’ ‘Sure, but just as friends…’)
Creator’s Notes (optional):Thank you for continuing to put up with me, fandom. Oh...nothing about the story, thanks.
Summary:The war nears its end, and negotiations begin.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18093581