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B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number:

(B7)
Tengwar: Thule
Be Advised: Negotiating with Thranduil

(B10)
Cliches, Fluff, and TLC: Cuddling

(B11)
Be Advised: Rescuing a Small Child or Animal Together
Writer’s Block Smash: SUDDEN DEATH (of a character in the story)
This Means War: Balrog vs. Glorfindel

(B12)
Tengwar: Parma
Color Burst-Purple: Majesty

(I16)
Color Burst-Purple: Bruise

(N39)
Color Burst-Purple: Nobility

(G48)
Original Characters: Animal Companions

(G54)
Tengwar: Hwesta

(O67)
Color Burst-Spectrum: Fireworks
Be Advised: Listening to the Balrog Story - Again
Emotions: Joy

(O72)
Sitcom: You did WHAT??

Format: Fanfic
Genre: Humorish Warstory
Rating: Author chooses not to rate because they suck at figuring out ratings.

Warnings: Author is sleepy and chooses not to try to figure this out. Author apologizes and offers you a slice of cheesecake. Unless you’re lactose intolerant. Then it’s dairy-free cheesecake. Unless you just have deep hatred in your heart for cheesecake, in which case, we might not be able to be besties.
Characters: Glorfindel, Erestor, Thranduil, and too many flippin’ orcs, plus a horsie
Pairings:Take a guess. (No, really, guess, let me know, I have no idea if it’s supposed to have a pairing or not… probably not? Let’s go with they’re just friends. ‘Wanna go on a war date?’ ‘Sure, but just as friends…’)
Creator’s Notes (optional):Thank you for continuing to put up with me, fandom. Oh...nothing about the story, thanks.
Summary:The war nears its end, and negotiations begin.

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