Four Word Drabbles B-15

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

B2MeM Challenge: B-15 Four Word Drabble card, exception, hospitality, sell, publish
Format: drabble
Genre: Crackfic
Rating: PG
Characters: Galadriel, with mention of Legolas and Haldir
Title: Good Vibrations
Summary: Galadriel welcomes people into her home with a plan in mind.  Will she succeed?



Galadriel greeted her guests warmly.  Lothlorien was not known for its hospitality but, to achieve her goal, Galadriel would make an exception to that rule.  When her guests were seated, she waved a hand. Several young, male, elves appeared with trays of limbus and glasses filled with wine.  

Galadriel began the presentation.  “You each have a booklet.  You may browse these while I demonstrate the products with help from Legolas and Haldir.  If I manage to sell twenty vibrators, fifteen dildos, and thirty pair of the crotchless panties, I will publish our party notes in my news letter, “Galadriel’s Mirror”.

GW   03-14-2012

Comments

[ladyelleth.livejournal.com]

*wipes tea off monitor*

XD

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

*hands you cloth for monitor*

[mikononyte.livejournal.com]

I was all gear'd up for a constructive "limbas" not "limbus" but... holy hannah! LOL

I fell I've just walked in to the LoTR version of the Shopping Channel. oh gods oh gods hahaha

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Yes, and your hostess knows exactly what shopping wishes are in your mind...very dangerous, even more so than HSN or QVC. : )

[blslarner.livejournal.com]

Crack-fic at the CRACKIEST! Ewww!

(Shakes head and stifles giggles!)

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe she needs the extra money? : )
Thanks for reading.

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Oh, Galadriel! And Legolas and Haldir are helping demonstrate!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought Galadriel should have some worthy assistants if she were going to make any sales. : )

[engarian.livejournal.com]

OMG! Exactly the thing I try to avoid. But at least it's more interesting than Tupperware.

- Erulisse (one L)
sent from my NookColor

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

I like Tupperware but not the parties. I like containers. If you can put something into it and store it, then I like it.

[naemi.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Where do you always get hilarious these crack!fic-ideas from? Daaaaaaaamn ^.^

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this is the way my brain works most days. It's the serious stuff I can't wrap my mind around.

[naemi.livejournal.com]

But it's a great talent!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that, but I do it all the time. That's why I really like this B2MEM challenge. It lets me play. I'm glad you enjoyed the story. : )

[addie71.livejournal.com]

Oh, hysterical!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Glad it gave you a laugh. : )

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Purrrrrfect!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you very much.