b2mem | Entries tagged with genre:crackfic

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N44 (Crackfic: anachronism galore), N42 (Glorfindel: tra-la-lally?)
Format: short story
Genre: crack, humor
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Luthien, Namo Mandos
Pairings: none
Creator’s Notes (1): Many thanks to Dawn Felagund for her help with Mandos-speak.
Creator’s Notes (2): Any concrit before I post this to AO3 and SWG would be greatly appreciated.
Summary: Luthien alone ever moved Mandos to pity. Self-pity counts, right?

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kayleearafinwiel

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: I16, Color Burst 4, Elements of Elrond, Food, Let's Get Meta, Person vs. Self, Shirish, Sitcom, Third Age Locations,
Format: ficlet
Genre: Meta, crackfic
Rating: PG
Warnings: Probably not a good idea to eat or drink anything while reading.
Characters: Maedhros, and...well...me. Ish.
Pairings: Maedhros/Fingon...maybe? Possibly? Not really, but...can be read that way.
Creator’s Notes (optional): I was not expecting this particular character to show up for tea.
Summary: Umm...crack. Complete and utter crack. I'm not like this in real life...I hope.

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hhimring

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: G54: Gladden River (Card 61. Echoes in the Water), G54: And the runaway honeysuckle that no one will ever trim again (Card 115. The Late, Great Mary Oliver), G54: Once in a while members of the Took-clan would go and have adventures (Card 192. Tolkien Quotes), and almost all other G54 prompts.
Format: poetry (not really)
Genre: crack
Rating: PG (mostly harmless)
Warnings: None, except for foolishness. Well, technically character death.
Characters: miscellaneous or n/a
Pairings: Egalmoth/Celegorm (sort of), Beor/? (sort of), Celebrian/Elrond (sort of)
Creator’s Notes: Using Sasha Honeypalm's compilation of the text-only prompts for G54, an attempt to construct a found poem from all the G54 prompts. I gave up on the mysterious numbers designating the colour, but shoehorned the rest in.
Summary: Helter-skelter across Arda and through the Ages, vaguely chronological, with a small virtual reward at the end.

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tehhumi

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: Crack Pairings 2 - B7: Nerdanel/Aredhel, Cause of Death - B7: Infection
Format: Ficlet
Genre: Crack
Rating: General
Warnings: Reference to canonical character death, Feanor-bashing, Eol-bashing
Characters: Aredhel, Nerdanel
Pairings: Aredhel/Nerdanel
Creator’s Notes (optional): neri = male adults, nissi = female adults. Used instead of ‘men’ and ‘women’ because these are elves, not humans. I used Quenya for names rather than Sindarin, so Lomion = Maeglin, Feanaro = Feanor, Ambarto = Amrod
Summary: Upon her return, Aredhel rode straight for the one elf she knew would understand - and who always had a bottle of wine handy.

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elwinfortuna

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: Found poem, Formats & Genres, G54
Format: Poem
Genre: Poetry, comedy, meta, crack
Rating: T
Warnings: None.
Characters: N/A
Pairings: N/A
Creator’s Notes: I created this poem by putting together a selection of blog titles used by people on Tumblr who are in Silmarillion fandom (who have tagged something with the #Silmarillion or #silm tag). The only changes I made were to punctuation.
Summary: The experience of being in Silm fandom, as encapsulated by Silm fandom.

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Current Mood: amused

lirin_lirilla

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: Crossover 1 - ...with a sitcom or comedy (I20)
Format: short story
Genre: Crack crossover
Rating: G
Warnings: Brief peril, wanton destruction of trees
Characters: Everard Took, Pimpernel Took, Thain Paladin Took II
Pairings: n/a
Summary: The old "hole up in the Smials, kill anyone who gets too close, and send out a few spies to see what Sharkey's up to" trick. A cracky Get Smart fusion.

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nialoke

B2MeM Prompt and Path: "Darkness Falling" Green Path, Square Six.
Format: Triple Drabble
Genre: Crack
Rating: General
Warnings: None
Characters: Finrod, Edrahil
Pairings: None
Creator’s Notes (optional): This was the last prompt I needed to finish my path, and I was very, very tired when I wrote this… Apologies.
Summary: Finrod is very worried for his new friends. Edrahil is very worried for his king’s sanity.

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hhimring

B2MeM Challenge: B2MeM 2016: Memories. B2MeM 2012: Talents and skills (card): I30: pottery
Format: Drabble
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG13
Warnings: alleged sexual content
Characters: Varda, Nerdanel, Ilmare
Pairings: Varda/teapot (?!)
Creators' Notes (optional): Perpetrated because I badly needed to write a female teapot for Tolkien Weekly. But since I actually did have that pottery prompt in mind, I'm cross-posting it here.
Summary: Nerdanel, resident artist, meets an unusual challenge with her usual flair. But who was it who issued that challenge, really?
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kayleelupin.livejournal.com

B2MEM Challenge: I29: ghazal (Poetic Forms), What is the most tedious, routine work that you have to do? Write down a few tedious or routine tasks that you're sometimes required to perform. How does doing routine work make you feel? Would you like to have somebody do it for you? Now write a story, poem or create an artwork where characters have to deal with tedious jobs.

B2MEM 2015: Khamûl’s Sulfurous Exfoliants (for my prompt. This ficlet is slightly inspired by, but not officially related to, the crackfic inspired by same last year.)
Format: ficlet, poetry
Genre: Crack, probably. Also romance? Ish? Humor? Depends on what you find funny…I laughed so hard writing it…
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Um. Do not eat or drink anything while reading.
Characters: Khamûl, Ringwraiths
Pairings: Three/you’ll see
Creator’s Notes (optional): This came to me when I was rereading the Poetic Forms card, and saw “ghazal” which to me sounded like a Ringwraith name or something. I asked my friend Anda what a Ringwraith might write poetry about, and she said “Find out.” Challenge accepted….and now I feel weird.
Summary: At Tharbad’s Greenway Spring Faire one year, Wraith Three whiles away the time between customers by jotting down some poetry that was running through his head. He never expected the subject of his poetry to find it…

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greatandgrey

B2MeM Challenge: 2016 Memories; 2012 BINGO, "Crackfic", O-67: characters discover fanfiction
Format: Fic
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: None
Characters: Aredhel, Eöl, elf and dwarf OCs, cameos from other canon characters (most mentioned in pairings) and Curufin cameo
Pairings: Aredhel/Eöl, background: Mablung/Beleg, Rôg/Meleth, Gildor/Maglor
Creators' Notes (optional): I have always wanted a story where Aredhel and Eöl collaborate on writing fanfiction, so in this AU of Middle-earth, everything is the same except somehow the internet (and laptop) exists (also Maeglin is not born yet, and probably won’t be since these two are busy creating something else.) And for the sake of this story, we are going to assume mithril has already been discovered by then.
Summary: Eöl discovers the world of fanfiction thanks to Aredhel and agrees to collaborate on a project with her.

Stolen Light by Chiaroscuro: SWG | AO3

hhimring

B2MeM Challenge: 2016 Memories; 2012 BINGO, "Crackfic - Unlikely Pairings", I-22

Format: Rec list

Genre: Crack (art, fic)

Rating: PG (sort of)

Warnings: may crack you up! (also: see Content Warnings below)

Characters: unexpected

Pairings: unlikely

Summary: Two hilarious contributions to the I-22 prompt on the Crackfic Bingo card ("Unlikely Pairings") posted in 2012. Do check them out!

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huinare.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: “Inspired by this post, write an AU in which your characters have to run a spider farm.” -Zopyrus

Format: Short story (~4600 words)

Genre: AU, crack, drama (what a combination)

Rating: Teens

Warnings: Strong language, scatological incident, character death, lots of spiders, shameless contemporary AU. This also seems like the kind of thing I might get taken to task for not adding a beverage warning to.

Characters: Melkor, Fëanor, Finwë, Ungoliant, Námo, Indis, Gothmog. Other Valarin and Finwean cameos.

Pairings: n/a

Creators' Notes (optional): I don’t even know. It’s been fun?

Summary: Melkor, with the aide of the creature Ungoliant, seeks to bring ruin upon Two Trees Spider Farms and the rogue spider farmer Fëanáro in one fell swoop.

( “Good luck getting any business here, Fëanáro!” )

starbrow.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: Multi-Age: Maglor in history. (This is the prompt that got me started thinking along these lines, but the story as finished doesn't really fit it at all.)
Multi-Age: Idioms & Translations. (There's a tiny bit of this one in there.)
General Prompts: Cultural Identification, connection with land, culture. (Bit of this one in there too.)
General Prompts: Walt Whitman's Song of Myself. (This one's probably the most to blame; I could mine this poem for stories for years!)
Format: Short story - 3800 words.
Genre: Crackfic, Experimental, Family, AU
Rating: PG-13 maybe (I'm really not sure how to rate this, but it probably shouldn't be read by kids.)
Warnings:

Main character death, from a certain perspective.

Characters: Maglor, Feanor, Morgoth
Pairings: referenced Feanor/Nerdanel
Creators' Notes (optional): So I was thinking of various ways to send Maglor home, and this is the wildest idea I could come up with, so of course I had to write it.
Summary: Maglor has one chance to put everything right again, and he's going to take it.

"I laugh at what you call dissolution/And I know the amplitude of time." - Song Of Myself, by Walt Whitman

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independence1776

B2MeM Challenge: When the Dark Tower is thrown down and the Dark Lord defeated, the Eight, leaderless, find themselves out of work. In order not to die of boredom (can the undead die, anyhow?) they start up a business in Sulfurous Exfoliants. Who would their customers be? How well would their business thrive? Would they be allowed to remain within Mordor, or have to take their custom elsewhere?
Format: Short story
Genre: Crack. Complete and utter crack.
Rating: General
Warnings: None
Characters: Khamûl, Ringwraiths, cameos of other canon characters
Pairings: None
Creators' Notes (optional): My version of the Faire; not authoritative.
Summary: After the Ring War ends, Khamûl and the rest of the Nazgûl open an exfoliant business. In order to expand it, Khamûl decides to open a stall at Tharbad’s Greenway Spring Faire.

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huinare.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: ’Teleporno the Telerin elf, Shagrat the orc and Groín the dwarf have THE WORST NAMES imaginable. Do they form a support group, or organize an orgy--or does one devolve into the other? Any rating and any scenario that gets these three into the same room (or maybe pen pals would be more canon-compliant?) would be a perfect fill for this.’ - Zopyrus
Format: Ficlet
Genre: Crack
Rating: I’d say Teens, some with less crass sensibilities might say Adults
Warnings: Strong language, intimations of heinous sexual content (nothing “onscreen”). (ETA - beverage warning. Righto.)
Characters: Celeborn, Gróin, Shagrat, OCs
Pairings: n/a
Creators' Notes (optional): I can’t…
Summary: An Elf, a Dwarf, and an Orc commiserate over a failed business deal.

( "I ain’t having no part o’ this." )

independence1776

B2MeM Challenge: G59 Silm Fanon (Maglor+Daeron=BFF), Crackfic (Jedi powers and lightsabers), Song Lyrics (“And the songs that I have sung echo in the distance like the sound of a windmill goin’ round.”); B6 Crackfic (they fight crime)
Format: Ficlet
Genre: Crackfic crossover
Rating: Teens
Warnings: Language
Characters: Maglor, Daeron
Pairings: None
Summary: Maglor and Daeron are sent on a joint mission by the Jedi Council.

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marta-bee.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: Crossover/G51 ("with an action/adventure film) Games People Play/G51 ("King of the Hill")

Yes, I know it's "a melodrama of manners," but it was the swordplay that originally stole my heart. That counts as action, of a sort.

Format: prose short story (1,323 Words)
Genre: crossover
Rating: teen (for implied sexuality)
Warnings: n/a
Characters: Aragorn, Richard, Alec
Relationship: Richard/Alec
Beta:

just_ann_now
Summary: A Dunedain Ranger walks into a (Riverside) bar. (A Tolkien/Kushner crossover set not long after the events of Swordspoint.)

The Point of the Sword

grey-wonderer.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: B-15 Four Word Drabble card, exception, hospitality, sell, publish
Format: drabble
Genre: Crackfic
Rating: PG
Characters: Galadriel, with mention of Legolas and Haldir
Title: Good Vibrations
Summary: Galadriel welcomes people into her home with a plan in mind. Will she succeed?

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grey-wonderer.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: B-15 on the Crack Fic Bingo Card, Wing-fic!
Format: Ficlet
Genre: WingFic, Crackfic but not as cracky as normal, AU
Rating: G
Characters: Gimli, Legolas, Gandalf, and the rest of the Fellowship is mentioned
Title: "Durin's Bane"
Summary: Trouble lurks within the Mines of Moria and Gandalf prepares to do battle.

This is the first WingFic that I have ever attempted so don't expect too much.

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dwimordene-2011.livejournal.com

B2MeM Challenge: B15: Deep thoughts: immortality; Economy: taxation; Four words: exception, hospitality, sell, publish; Magic and Real: Broad and Alien is the World - Ciro Alegria

Format: Drabble
Genre: Crack strong enough to kill a horse
Rating: M – probably not safe for adults, particularly adults with some sort of respect for the American political process and its players.
Warnings: Political humor of the controversial type at the expense of artistry, RPF, schadenfreude (I admit it), LACE abuse, intense moralism
Characters: OFC, Newt Gingrich
Pairings:* Romney/Gingrich, Gingrich/Santorum, Politicians/Planned Parenthood, Crack/My brain
Summary: This fic brought to you by the 6th Age Elves for a Better Tomorrow on Wednesday. **

Notes: For this to make sense, you really have to know I wrote this drabble.

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