Four Word Drabbles B-15

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

B2MeM Challenge: B-15 Four Word Drabble card, exception, hospitality, sell, publish
Format: drabble
Genre: Crackfic
Rating: PG
Characters: Galadriel, with mention of Legolas and Haldir
Title: Good Vibrations
Summary: Galadriel welcomes people into her home with a plan in mind.  Will she succeed?



Galadriel greeted her guests warmly.  Lothlorien was not known for its hospitality but, to achieve her goal, Galadriel would make an exception to that rule.  When her guests were seated, she waved a hand. Several young, male, elves appeared with trays of limbus and glasses filled with wine.  

Galadriel began the presentation.  “You each have a booklet.  You may browse these while I demonstrate the products with help from Legolas and Haldir.  If I manage to sell twenty vibrators, fifteen dildos, and thirty pair of the crotchless panties, I will publish our party notes in my news letter, “Galadriel’s Mirror”.

GW   03-14-2012

Comments

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Oh, Galadriel! And Legolas and Haldir are helping demonstrate!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought Galadriel should have some worthy assistants if she were going to make any sales. : )