ext_79426 ([identity profile] elwenlj.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] b2mem2016-03-07 04:20 pm

G.amgee C.riminal I.nvestigation S.ervice - by Elwen

Can we post more than one per day? Hope so because I need to get rid of this one before it bends my mind too far.

B2MeM Challenge: Bingo – I16, B8, G57, I25, N42, G58, O71, B15, I27, G59. Cause Of Death
Format: Drabble
Genre: Silliness
Rating: Gen
Warnings: Spider (definitely dead)
Characters: Sam & Rosie's children
Pairings: n/a
Creators' Notes (optional): How many prompts can you fit in one drabble?
Summary: Children have the strangest imaginations



I don't own any characters in this fic. They all belong to JRR Tolkien.

G.amgee C.riminal I.nvestigation S.ervice

Hamfast poked at the spider husk. “Wonder how it died.”

Rose considered. “Accident? Fell off a wall?”

Merry grinned. “Suicide? Jumped off a wall.”

“Nah,” Primrose announced. “It dehyrolated.”

Daisy sniffed. “Dehydrated! And it rained this morning.”

“Then it drownded,” Ruby asserted.

“Shot with an arrow?” Daisy suggested tentatively. They all laughed. An arrow would leave a hole.

“Maybe it bled to death,” Pippin offered gleefully before adding uncertainly, “Do spiders have blood?”

Goldilocks jumped up, proud in her one-up-man-ship on her siblings. “It was WAR! I saw Ma whack it with her hair brush.”

“Isn’t that murder?” asked Pippin.

END


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[personal profile] dreamflower 2016-03-07 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You can do as many as you want to! Fics are like potato chips...you can't read just one!
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[personal profile] shirebound 2016-03-07 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* The Gamgees are on the case!
Edited 2016-03-07 16:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] kayleelupin.livejournal.com 2016-03-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you very much for the laugh! I really needed it today! Wonderful, and please do post more!! :)

Kaylee
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[personal profile] shirebound 2016-03-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Once you start down the silly path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will." --Yoda Baggins
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[personal profile] zdenka 2016-03-07 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, this is a fun story.

[identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com 2016-03-07 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I love ficlets that are mainly dialogue like this. I can just see them all gathered around, debating the demise of the poor spider.

[identity profile] grey-wonderer.livejournal.com 2016-03-08 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
That was very cute.
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[personal profile] hhimring 2016-03-08 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent!
Was "death by hair brush" among your prompts, too, or was that an extra?
And does Rose have a bit of arachnophobia? Her children don't seem to, but I suppose Sam might well have, now, after Cirth Ungol!

[identity profile] febobe.livejournal.com 2016-03-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, awesome. :)
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[personal profile] paranoidangel 2016-03-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved this - it was sweet and funny.

[identity profile] blslarner.livejournal.com 2016-03-23 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but as a lover of NCIS I just had to read this one as soon as I saw its title. Thanks for the giggles and the suggestions as well as the resolution.

Oh, you might just enjoy this:

http://www.storiesofarda.com/chapterview.asp?sid=5312&cid=37402
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[personal profile] nialoke 2016-03-25 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
This was fun! Golidlock's "It was WAR!" was my favourite, *giggles*
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[personal profile] independence1776 2016-04-19 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!