G.amgee C.riminal I.nvestigation S.ervice - by Elwen

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Can we post more than one per day? Hope so because I need to get rid of this one before it bends my mind too far.

B2MeM Challenge: Bingo – I16, B8, G57, I25, N42, G58, O71, B15, I27, G59. Cause Of Death
Format: Drabble
Genre: Silliness
Rating: Gen
Warnings: Spider (definitely dead)
Characters: Sam & Rosie's children
Pairings: n/a
Creators' Notes (optional): How many prompts can you fit in one drabble?
Summary: Children have the strangest imaginations



I don't own any characters in this fic. They all belong to JRR Tolkien.

G.amgee C.riminal I.nvestigation S.ervice

Hamfast poked at the spider husk. “Wonder how it died.”

Rose considered. “Accident? Fell off a wall?”

Merry grinned. “Suicide? Jumped off a wall.”

“Nah,” Primrose announced. “It dehyrolated.”

Daisy sniffed. “Dehydrated! And it rained this morning.”

“Then it drownded,” Ruby asserted.

“Shot with an arrow?” Daisy suggested tentatively. They all laughed. An arrow would leave a hole.

“Maybe it bled to death,” Pippin offered gleefully before adding uncertainly, “Do spiders have blood?”

Goldilocks jumped up, proud in her one-up-man-ship on her siblings. “It was WAR! I saw Ma whack it with her hair brush.”

“Isn’t that murder?” asked Pippin.

END

Comments

[zdenka]

Hee, this is a fun story.

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I can do fun . . . sometimes. Thanks for reading. :D