B-07 Four Words Drabble Bingo Card

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

B2MeM Challenge: B-07 Four Words Bingo Card, Words used:  Stratus, Core, Vulture, Maim
Format: Drabble
Genre: AU, Crack, just plain silly
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Boromir, Denethor
Pairings: None
Title:  Into the Stratus
Summary: Boromir must deal with the unknown in order to abide by his Father's wishes.





“This Orc was a servant of the enemy.  I slew him.  This conveyance was his.  I have gleaned its workings.”

Denethor nodded.  “Take it to Rivendell.  I must know what they plan to do about this plague which seeks to maim and kill our people before we become vulture food.”

“Father, I believe to my core that your visions are correct.  Evil draws near.  I will go.”

Denethor looked at the unfamiliar contraption.  “Can you make use of this?”

“Yes,” Boromir said.  “It's a gift!  I will take this metal waggon, which the Orc called a *Dodge Stratus*, to Rivendell.”

GW

03-09-2012

Comments

[mrowe.livejournal.com]

Well, Boromir is usually in the van, so this would be new to him *g*

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Everyone deserves a chance now and again. He's probably bored with the van. : )

[azalaisdep.livejournal.com]

Grooooaaan...

[mrowe.livejournal.com]

*looks innocent*

[zdenka]

*snerk*

[starli-ght.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I just can't stop shaking this image of movie!Boromir saying: "It's a gift!" this was awesome.

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

For some reason, that's one of my favorite lines in the films so I was happy when I got a chance to work it into this fic. hehehe Glad it made you laugh.

[lindahoyland.livejournal.com]

Most enjoyable. I'm still scratching my head over this prompt!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

I stopped trying to make it work in the traditional sense. No matter how hard I tried, the words didn't fit into a drabble for me without seeming like I pushed them into it. Then, I decided to go crackfic with it and it all came together. After all, the card says use the word words and write a drabble. It doesn't say what kind of drabble. : )

Thanks for reading and good luck with the prompt.

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Now that was unexpected. Very clever use of the prompts.

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I couldn't fit them into the drabble using the proper meaning so I cheated. Don't tell on me. : )

[mikononyte.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud; for quite a while.
I guess I needed that. XD

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! I love it when people laugh out loud at these. Makes it all worth it to me. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[blslarner.livejournal.com]

Yes--let's take the car to Rivendell! Heh!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Hey, Boromir deserves a break in all this. Once he gets to Rivendell, things aren't going to go his way so he might as well have a nice trip there. I just hope he doesn't run out of gas. : )

[addie71.livejournal.com]

ROTF!!!

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Surprise ending. hehehe

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! :D

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading and laughing. : )