N43 - Competition

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B2MeM Challenge: N43 - Silmarillion vs Harry Potter - Huan vs Animagus form Sirius Black

Format:  Ficlet

Title:  Competition

Genre:  Crackfic/Humor

Rating: G/K

Warnings:  None

Characters:  Huan, Sirius Black

Pairings:  N/A

Summary:  Taking a break from their own realities, Huan and Sirius Black (as Padfoot) have a boasting contest.

*All conversation is in DogSpeak, so Huan won’t waste his 3 opportunities to speak as a human. *grin*

I’m loyal! Padfoot protested.  I broke out of Azkaban to save Harry!

And he ended up saving you instead.  Huan shook his head and stretched.  I kept Luthien safe as she searched for Beren, and I fought a werewolf!

Padfoot yawned. Just once?  I fought Moony every month for my last few years of school, back before the Wolfsbane potion was invented.  Kept him from attacking people when he transformed.

Huan looked miffed. Well, I got to travel for hundreds of miles with the most beautiful elf-woman in Arda.  And she gave the best ear rubs!

Padfoot started to respond, then shook his head.  Okay, you win.  I was stuck traveling with a smelly, ill-tempered flying horse.

Comments

[dreamflower]

LOL! OK, this is hilarious!

[blslarner.livejournal.com]

Oh, so cute! Love it!

Volume 92 / Issue 2

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[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is brilliant! I loved it!

[engarian.livejournal.com]

Luthien wins out, as she should. Funny!

- Erulisse (one L)

[lindahoyland.livejournal.com]

Delightfully hilarious!