B15 - Death and Taxes
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b2memB2MeM Challenge: Economy: Taxation; Faramir: Diplomat; Write what you know: A favourite quote from a political or historical figure
Format: Drabble
Genre: Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Faramir, Aragorn
Summary: Númenóreans can’t cheat death, but can they get a rebate?
Death and Taxes
“Secondly,” the Prince of Ithilien said, as he passed the King of the West in the corridor, “it affords protection against cheaper and inferior Haradric produce.”
“Fourthly,” he added at the butts the next morning, “the money only comes back to our reconstruction work. Why tax the source?”
“Seventhly,” (murmured to both King and Queen before the speeches began at Merethrond), “the personal fortune of the House of Húrin has been much depleted over the years.”
“And, finally,” said Elessar Telcontar to his Council the next day, “we come to the levy upon oil from the olive presses of Ithilien...”
Format: Drabble
Genre: Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Faramir, Aragorn
Summary: Númenóreans can’t cheat death, but can they get a rebate?
Death and Taxes
“Secondly,” the Prince of Ithilien said, as he passed the King of the West in the corridor, “it affords protection against cheaper and inferior Haradric produce.”
“Fourthly,” he added at the butts the next morning, “the money only comes back to our reconstruction work. Why tax the source?”
“Seventhly,” (murmured to both King and Queen before the speeches began at Merethrond), “the personal fortune of the House of Húrin has been much depleted over the years.”
“And, finally,” said Elessar Telcontar to his Council the next day, “we come to the levy upon oil from the olive presses of Ithilien...”
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Date: 2012-03-14 11:24 am (UTC)LOL @ 'affords protection against cheaper and inferior Haradric produce'.
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Date: 2012-03-14 04:20 pm (UTC)You are wicked wicked wicked! LOL
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Date: 2012-03-14 05:29 pm (UTC)Very glad you enjoyed! I had a hoot writing it!
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