Ingratitude - LInda Hoyland B13
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b2memB2MeM Challenge - Four words - vase, leech, possibility, armful
Format: drabble
Genre: humour
Rating: PG
Warnings: minor injury, spider
Characters: Frodo, Sam, Lobelia
Pairings: None
Summary: Frodo is injured.
“Whatever’s happened, Mr Frodo?” Sam asked in alarm. “You are bleeding! Shall I send for a leech?”
“Lobelia hit me with her umbrella,” Frodo sighed, mobbing the blood from a cut on his head with a handkerchief.”
“Whatever did she do that for?” asked Sam.
“I took her an armful of your best roses and a spider crawled out of one when she put them in a vase. She was certain I had put the spider there on purpose and would not entertain the possibility that it could be an accident.”
“Spider indeed! I’ll put a wasp in next time!”
Format: drabble
Genre: humour
Rating: PG
Warnings: minor injury, spider
Characters: Frodo, Sam, Lobelia
Pairings: None
Summary: Frodo is injured.
“Whatever’s happened, Mr Frodo?” Sam asked in alarm. “You are bleeding! Shall I send for a leech?”
“Lobelia hit me with her umbrella,” Frodo sighed, mobbing the blood from a cut on his head with a handkerchief.”
“Whatever did she do that for?” asked Sam.
“I took her an armful of your best roses and a spider crawled out of one when she put them in a vase. She was certain I had put the spider there on purpose and would not entertain the possibility that it could be an accident.”
“Spider indeed! I’ll put a wasp in next time!”
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