b2mem | Til the End of the Dark, by Suzelle (Reply)

B2MeM Challenge: Who exactly are the Elves who greet Thorin & Co as they travel into Rivendell? And what do they get up to when they are not catcalling random Dwarves? OCs are great, as would be cameos from known Rivendell elves. And given the timeline, extra bonus for including Gilraen in your story!

For a little extra inspiration, I have always loved this picture of the scene (the Elves are in the bottom right corner, under the bridge). -

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Format: poetry
Genre: humor, parody
Rating: Mature
Warnings: General profanities
Characters: Lindir, Original Female Character
Pairing: Lindir/OFC
Summary: The valley is quite jolly in June.
Creator's Notes: Thanks to the author of "Yet Another Lay of Gil-Galad" for looking this over! :) Ravennë the archlutist has been a background charcter in a couple of my Rivendell fics, and I am happy to finally give her center stage.

O! What are you doing,
And where are you going?
Your archlute needs tending!
These verses need mending!
O! Tra-la-la-lally
Here down in the valley!

O! what are you shirking,
And where are you lurking?
There’s work that needs doing
But here you are wooing
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! ha!

O! What are you drinking
Whose glasses are clinking
They’re kissing, they’re kissing
What brings sweet Lindir
And Ravennë dear
    down into the valley
        in June
        ha! ha!

O! Will you be staying
Or will you be fucking
Your corsets are straying
His dick you are sucking
To fly would be folly,
To stay would be jolly
and listen and hark
Til the end of the dark
to your tune
ha! ha!