"Verses from Hithlum," by Suzelle

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B2MeM Challenge: "Maedhros/Fingon, poetry - I really really need a bawdy, hilarious NC-17 rated poem of these two. Yes." ladyelleth
Format: Poetry
Genre: Humor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Lots of sex-talk.
Characters: Fingon, Maedhros
Pairings: Fingon/Maedhros
Summary: Fingon misses Maedhros terribly.
Creators' Notes (optional): My immense gratitude to my four first readers (who know who they are). In addition to the prompt, this fic was greatly inspired by zopyrus's B2MeM 2014 fic, When the Moon Hits Your Eye. Consider this the missing piece, if you will. 

My dearest darling Maitimo
our separation wounds me so
I can't deny, it must be said
I miss you fucking in my bed.

Although I know we've had our trials
(you with your one-handed wiles,
Your limb that I did sadly rob
but still you give a great handjob).

That time you left me for Himring
It does not stop me from rimming
your sweet and quite delicious ass
though some may think me rather crass

They just don't know that pure perfection
is staring right at your erection.
I'd travel through the ice and snow
just so that you and I could blow.

How I pined on the Helcaraxë
Though many bears pursued my tracks (eyyyyyyy)
I stood resolved, I stood quite true
I spent cold nights dreaming of you

Of all the nights you got me off
Just to hear your brothers scoff
And of that time you begged for more
under the trees in Valinor.

And though I wish that we were boning
and I could listen to you moaning
I know we both have obligations,
Must suffer sexual frustrations

For the greater good of all Noldor;
my sexless life is such a chore.
But come and visit Hithlum soon
so that I may grant you a boon

And allieve us both of our sad plight.
We'll have great sex all through the night.
If you came, I'd be behooved.
From Findekáno, your beloved.