Book Blurbs – Bird Talk

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B2MeM Prompt and Path: Limited palette (blue path: artwork)
Format: digital art, with written copy
Genre: AU, humor
Rating: Gen
Warnings: no warnings apply
Characters: Celegorm
Pairings: none so far
Creator’s Notes (optional): Chapter 5 – Bird Talk - Known for his popular TV show “Shut Up and Listen,” specialist in bird behavior from early childhood Turko Fëanárion insists that his methods work with the most resistant birds and the clumsiest of humans. Get all the details in this water-resistant 100-page paperback guide.
Summary:
These blurbs are written by a reader who is on the mailing lists of far too many publishing companies. Why not use some of the dozens of prompts of yet another annual B2MeM to design covers or ads, write ad copy, review, or draft summaries of books I would not be likely to write?

Bird Talk




Bird photo in public domain; US Fish and Wildlife Barred Owl.