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B2MeM Challenge: March 7, Ents
Format: Double drabble
Genre: Black humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death
Character(s): OC Orc, Beechbone
Summary: Working for Isenguard, an Orc can't win for losing.
Quote:
“Now let thy children beware! For there shall walk a power in the forests whose wrath they will arouse at their peril.”

Mandatory Overtime


Grekh looked uneasily at the trees looming over him, and glanced out onto the plain, where he saw his companions dragging away the night's harvest. Uglúk had been angry with him because he had not felled his quota of wood to stoke the fires of Isengard; he'd been ordered to stay behind until he had felled at least three more trees--they would return to drag them back on the morrow.

Somehow those trees seemed much larger than they had when the others had been by him. And three trees would take nearly all the rest of the night to finish cutting. It would be daylight before he was done; he was no Uruk-hai and he did not like the idea of going back to Isengard under the Sun. But of course it would have been foolish indeed to dispute Uglúk's orders. Uglúk had a quick temper and a sword. Might as well get on with it.

Grekh raised his ax. It vanished from his hands. He looked up and screamed at the tree monster, a scream cut off as the woody foot descended.

Beechbone looked with disgust at the bottom of his foot. "Hoom-hah! Orcs! Brm, hoom! Foul burárum!

Date: 2013-03-14 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huinare.livejournal.com
Ah poor Grekh. I really like this, it's short yet it says a great deal about the Uruk-hai and the Orcs of Isengard.

And the title. =D

Date: 2013-03-14 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huinare.livejournal.com
This has elicited the funniest mental image.

Date: 2013-03-14 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com
Take that, you dirty rat! Poor old Grekh, couldn't win no matter what he did.

Date: 2013-03-15 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindahoyland.livejournal.com
I almost felt sorry for the Orc though I love trees!This was great.

Date: 2013-03-15 04:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] hhimring
Oh dear.
Clearly a case of bad career planning!

Date: 2013-03-15 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grey-wonderer.livejournal.com
lol. Now and again, some of my bosses have seemed very Orc-like. I enjoyed these. Go Ents!

Date: 2013-03-15 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rlaadmin.livejournal.com
Maybe I shouldn't have laughed so much (poor Orc!) but I did! :-)

Date: 2013-03-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rlaadmin.livejournal.com
No, not many, lol. Kind of makes you wonder what they'd do if they were around today...

Date: 2013-03-16 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rlaadmin.livejournal.com
But I hear they are starting a chain just for Orcs called 'Meat's Back on the Menu'. *g*

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