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B2MeM Prompt and Category: March 9 Daily Prompt. Create a fanwork that includes an animal that lives in or near the water
Format:Drabble
Genre:Humour
Rating:Gen
Warnings:character death
Characters:Trout, Gollum
Pairings:None
Creator’s Notes (optional):They all belong to JRR Tokien.
Summary:There's a reason you don't fish in the pool below Henneth Annun


RAW AND WRIGGLING

“Rock and pool is nice and cool.”

I'll give him cool. “That's my brother ye're munching on mate!” We came from the same spawning. Our kin's lived in this water fer generations. Don't he know the rule about fishing in this pool?

Some guardian you are, Fancy, Schmancy, Faramir. Don't just stand there chatting with yer cute new mates.

What? Aaaargh! Scarred for life, I'll be. Nobody should watch their own brother's head float by.

“Oi, no! That's Aunt Goldie.” That's it! If he sets one toe in this pond I'm having it! Then we'll see who's “Juicy, sweet.”

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