"Loves that dare not speak their name" by Aliana

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A bit late in coming due to computer issues, but I've finished up my next offering.

B2MeM Challenge: I22: Unlikely pairings, and N43: Harlequin romance! Both on the "Crackfic" card.
Format: "Art"?
Genre: Romance
Rating: They'd sell it in a grocery store. That said...
Warnings: ...gratuitous bare chests, heaving bosoms, terrible puns, possibly implied bestiality.
Characters: Surprise?
Pairings: See previous.
Summary: Romance is ready for Arda. But is Arda ready for...oh, nevermind.

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