Drinking Largely Sobers Us Again, by Kaylee Arafinwiel (Drabble)

[kayleearafinwiel]

B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: G57, Color Burst 3, Color Burst 6, Echoes in the Water, Food, Four Words, Landscape, Mirkwood the Great, Of the Sea, Snippets of Verse, Third Age Locations
Format: Drabble
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG, I think
Warnings: Mention of a character being drunk
Characters: Gimli, Mirkwood royals
Pairings:
Creator’s Notes (optional): I thought I might as well write something not sad for a change. Also, how did I manage to fit all today's claimed prompts into one thing this tiny?
Summary: Sometime in the early Fourth Age, Legolas brings his Elvellon to visit his father's Halls. This ensues during their Welcoming Feast.

“What did you use to drink all that, a funnel?” The Elf, maize-yellow hair crowned by indigo spring blooms, sounded cross.

The chestnut-haired Dwarf frowned. “Nay, laddie, I’m dry as a desert. Dorwinion can’t compare to Khazad ale - you’ll be wanting to try that.”

The Elf pointed at the untouched omelette. “Eat, Master Dwarf, ere your kin from the Iron Hills must put you in the Celduin to sober up. Lady Uinen might let me fish you out with a net, afterward.”

“Adar, stop teasing,” Legolas complained, joining them. Gimli blinked. The King?

“King Thranduil, I--”

Thranduil sighed. “Just eat.”

Comments

[mirkyking]

LOL! Right Gimli...the Dorwinion didn't have ANY effect on you!

[kayleearafinwiel]

Right, of COURSE not...*snickers* Thanks MirkyKing! :D I think your favorite elf is probably the same as mine *grin*

[mirkyking]

I think you are right!😉

[kayleearafinwiel]

I was *going* to interview Thranduil for that Meta crackfic thing, but then it suggested we got extra kudos for annoying the canon character, and I'd hate to annoy Thranduil! So I picked an elf I didn't "know" as well. :)