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B2MeM Challenge: The Thieving Cat for suzll
Format: Poetry
Genre: Alternative Universe, Humor(?)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: A stolen dildo, some gore.
Characters: Tevildo, Melkor, Sauron, Lúthien, Beren
Pairings: Background Lúthien/Beren
Creators' Notes (optional): Continuing my proud tradition of bad B2MeM poetry…
Summary: After his humiliation at the hands (and paws) of Lúthien and Huan, Tevildo decides to strike out for himself and has advice for young cats everywhere.


( The Tragedie of Tevildo, Prince of Cats. )