"Assignment" by Independence1776
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b2memB2MeM Challenge: G59 Silm Fanon (Maglor+Daeron=BFF), Crackfic (Jedi powers and lightsabers), Song Lyrics (“And the songs that I have sung echo in the distance like the sound of a windmill goin’ round.”); B6 Crackfic (they fight crime)
Format: Ficlet
Genre: Crackfic crossover
Rating: Teens
Warnings: Language
Characters: Maglor, Daeron
Pairings: None
Summary: Maglor and Daeron are sent on a joint mission by the Jedi Council.
“I cannot believe this,” Maglor muttered to himself, shoving an extra robe into his pack. “How? How in the name of the Force could the Council think assigning Daeron as my partner would ever lead to anything but bloodshed?
“’You’re the best musicians the Jedi Order has, Master Fëanorion.’ Best musicians my ass. You just want us to overcome our rivalry. That won’t happen.”
But he showed up precisely on time at the spaceship, the one that matched their cover story of a traveling duo of singers/songwriters. And all to infiltrate a crime syndicate based on a backwater planet who used the entertainment industry as their cover. Daeron, of course, was already in the pilot’s seat. “Well?”
Maglor thumped into the copilot’s seat and fastened his restraints. “Let’s get this over with. And I hope to the Force you’ve been practising with your lightsaber.”
“If you practised your music more instead, maybe you’d be a better singer.” He pulled the joystick back, launching them into the sky. “But I doubt it. That last song of yours reminded me of windmills, spinning and going nowhere and meaning nothing in particular, just sounding pretty.”
Maglor growled and clenched his armrests. He would not kill Daeron. He would not kill Daeron. He would not kill Daeron. But, oh, the Council would pay for this assignment. They would pay.
Format: Ficlet
Genre: Crackfic crossover
Rating: Teens
Warnings: Language
Characters: Maglor, Daeron
Pairings: None
Summary: Maglor and Daeron are sent on a joint mission by the Jedi Council.
“I cannot believe this,” Maglor muttered to himself, shoving an extra robe into his pack. “How? How in the name of the Force could the Council think assigning Daeron as my partner would ever lead to anything but bloodshed?
“’You’re the best musicians the Jedi Order has, Master Fëanorion.’ Best musicians my ass. You just want us to overcome our rivalry. That won’t happen.”
But he showed up precisely on time at the spaceship, the one that matched their cover story of a traveling duo of singers/songwriters. And all to infiltrate a crime syndicate based on a backwater planet who used the entertainment industry as their cover. Daeron, of course, was already in the pilot’s seat. “Well?”
Maglor thumped into the copilot’s seat and fastened his restraints. “Let’s get this over with. And I hope to the Force you’ve been practising with your lightsaber.”
“If you practised your music more instead, maybe you’d be a better singer.” He pulled the joystick back, launching them into the sky. “But I doubt it. That last song of yours reminded me of windmills, spinning and going nowhere and meaning nothing in particular, just sounding pretty.”
Maglor growled and clenched his armrests. He would not kill Daeron. He would not kill Daeron. He would not kill Daeron. But, oh, the Council would pay for this assignment. They would pay.
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:30 pm (UTC)- Erulisse (one L)
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:35 pm (UTC)In other words, YES. :D
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Date: 2012-03-31 11:11 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it!
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Date: 2012-03-31 08:46 pm (UTC)If I begged, would you write more of this? It's the best laugh I've had all day :D. Please?
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Date: 2012-03-31 11:14 pm (UTC)I don't know, honestly. I'd like to, but I sort-of feel like I ran into a wall with this. (I know bits and pieces, but no connectors.) If I do, it'll be at the bottom of my to-write list.
But I am thrilled that you like it so much. :D
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