Bingo Bash Rec List by Sasha Honeypalm

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This is a slightly unusual rec list; certain prompts brought to mind specific fics and that's what I'm posting here, whether I love them or just kinda like them or literally haven't read them in years.


Fanfic: Leaving Bliss by penknife
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N45 (Au Types: In Modern Day)
Format: short story
Genre: AU
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Galadriel, Finwe, Miriel, Feanor, Fingolfin, Morgoth, Melian, Thingol, Celeborn, Etc
Pairings: Galadriel/Celeborn
Notes: Normally, I don't like modern-day AUs; why would I want fantasy with the fantasy stripped out? That being said, there's an exception to everything, and this one was mine.
Author's summary: The Flight of the Noldor as Southern Gothic, or how one girl left her small town (pursued by the law).


Fanfic: The Truth of Ugliness by WatcherChild
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: B14 (Alternative Rock Lyrics: "B14: "I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you" -Nirvana)
Format: short story
Genre: horror/angst
Rating: M
Warnings: psychological horror, torture
Characters: OC, Morgoth, Sauron
Pairings: n/a
Notes: This one took some tracking down. I vaguely recalled a) some disturbing scenes that fit the prompt and b) that I'd probably seen it on FF.net. Incredibly, I managed to find the story on that meager identification alone. The writing is a bit rough, but still chilling.
Author's summary: A psychological look into the twisted and cruel shaping of the first Orc. WARNING: Contains themes of horror and violence.


Fanfic: Awful MarySue: The Unsold Tales by tolkanonms
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N39 (Crackfic: Deliberate badfic!)
Format: multi-chapter
Genre: parody
Rating: M
Warnings: some parts Not Safe For Work, all parts Not Safe For Brain
Characters: Mary Sue, the Fellowship, pretty much everyone
Pairings: Sue/Aule, Sue/Celebrimbor, Sue/Legolas, Sue/Boromir, Aragorn/Boromir, Lindir/Erestor...
Notes: There have been many Parody Sue stories written. This one stands out for its creative mangling of Tolkien's names and language, having a sex scene written entirely in bullet points, and finding ten different ways to use "mysterious" and/or "stranger" in a chapter title.
Author's summary:A tale of the Fellowship: Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin…and one other. Also Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Haldir, Thranduil, Faramir and more. Arwen, however, is curiously absent.


Fanfic: A Practical Guide for Elven Courtship, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: O67 (Crackfic: Characters discover fanfic)
Format: multi-chapter
Genre: crack, humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Characters: Beren, Legolas, about half the Legendarium
Pairings: Beren/Luthien, Aragorn/Arwen, Tuor/Idril
Notes: The closest thing to a traditional fic rec here. Like seriously, this is probably my favorite multichapter Tolkien humor fic, ever, and I cannot badger you to read it enough.
Author's summary: Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).


Fanfic: All Hallow's Day by Potboy
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N44 (Lyrics and Poetry: "But the rain is full of ghosts tonight")
Format: short story
Genre: frame story, angst, hurt/comfort
Rating: PG
Warnings: brief mention of torture
Characters: Celeborn, Elmo, OC
Pairings: none
Author's summary: A tale of adventure on the high seas, mysterious presences on a Royal Navy Frigate, and the final entrance into Mandos' Halls of one very lonely houseless elven fëa.


Fanfic: Afar by ncfan
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N45: (Tolkien Quotes: "[Tar-Telperien] was long-lived, and she would wed with no man")
Format: short story
Genre: character study
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Tar-Telperien
Pairings: None, thank you very much
Notes: Asexual headcanon accepted!
Author's summary: "She was the second Ruling Queen of Númenor. She was long-lived, and she would wed with no man." -Unfinished Tales, "The Line of Elros", Page 220.


Fanfic: Casting out the Serpent by HereThereNearorFar
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: O64 (Beasts: snake)
Format: short story
Genre: character study
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Finrod, Beor
Pairings: tags say Finrod/Beor, but I think you can also read it as gen
Notes: It's as good an explanation for the snakes on his ring as any.
Author's summary: Balan-who-will-be-Bëor comes to some conclusions about his new friend after said new friend demonstrates a terrifying knowledge of venomous snakes.
In conclusion, Finarfin was a reptile hoarder and also elves might be poisonous

Fanfic: The Talk of the Jewels by kim_onka
B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: N37 (Genre 1: script, Genre 2: parody)
Format: script
Genre: humor, crack, parody
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Characters: Feanor, sons of Feanor
Pairings: none
Notes: Technically two prompts, but they were right next to each other.
Author's summary: In which Fëanor tells his sons where the Silmarils came from. In dramatic script.
 

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[hhimring]

Thank you very much for sharing these!