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B2MeM Prompt, Card and Number: Found poem, Formats & Genres, G54
Format: Poem
Genre: Poetry, comedy, meta, crack
Rating: T
Warnings: None.
Characters: N/A
Pairings: N/A
Creator’s Notes: I created this poem by putting together a selection of blog titles used by people on Tumblr who are in Silmarillion fandom (who have tagged something with the #Silmarillion or #silm tag). The only changes I made were to punctuation.
Summary: The experience of being in Silm fandom, as encapsulated by Silm fandom.

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Current Mood: amused

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B2MeM Prompt and Path: minimalist (blue path: artwork)
Format: digital art, with written copy (book reviews under the cut)
Genre: AU, humor
Rating: Gen
Warnings: no warnings apply
Characters: Maglor, Finarfin, Indis, and Finwë
Pairings: none so far
Creator’s Notes (optional): Chapter 4 – Noldor - Tea & Books Tirion’s largest bookseller is unable to meet demand for sensational new novel. Some call it slander, some call it art, and still others claim that under the sensationalism lies a blatantly political bias.
Summary:
These blurbs are written by a reader who is on the mailing lists of far too many publishing companies. Why not use some of the dozens of prompts of yet another annual B2MeM to design covers or ads, write ad copy, review, or draft summaries of books I would not be likely to write?

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Current Mood: cheerful

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B2MeM Challenge: Multi-Age: Idioms and translations. (Oh dear.)
Format: Short Story - 2400 words.
Genre: Het, PWP, Comedy, bit Meta as well
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Err, graphic m/f sex and extreme silliness? You might never see a particular lolcat the same way ever again?
Characters: Finrod, Andreth
Pairings: Finrod/Andreth, referenced Aegnor/Andreth, ever-present Finrod/Notebooks
Creators' Notes (optional): I AM SO SORRY. I was going to write a Finrod/Andreth story that managed to replicate the style of the Athrabeth while at the same time showing a plausible way in which Finrod and Andreth could have a relationship. It was going to be awesome. Then I got hopelessly stuck because Andreth would not stop making puns on Finrod's name. Suffice to say this is not the story I intended to write AT ALL WHATSOEVER. (And yet, I regret NOTHING.)
Summary: Finrod is a cunning linguist.

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B2MeM Challenge: Multi-Age: answers to the Tolkien Sarcasm Page 'LOTR Knowledge Test', specifically question 1 ("Just exactly what was the nature of the friendship between Gimli and Legolas?") and question 10 ("When Legolas introduces Gimli to Treebeard, Gimli bows low and his axe falls to the ground. Treebeard notices this, but merely comments "Hoom! A Dwarf and an axe-bearer!" rather than smash Gimli to Play-Doh™. Doubtless you've heard of the poem, "Woodman, Spare That Tree!"; did Tolkien have plans to write another version, titled "Tree, Spare That Woodman!"?")
Format: Poetry
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Slash
Rating: PG (for suggestiveness)
Warnings: none - well, okay. Allusions to movieverse (Kili/Tauriel).
Characters: Treebeard, Legolas, Gimli
Pairings: Legolas/Gimli
Creators' Notes (optional): My sincere apologies to George Pope Morris.
Summary: Legolas begs Treebeard to spare 'axe-bearer' Gimli. Because of...reasons.

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B2MeM Challenge: Erestor and Glorfindel - Each other’s nemesis -- There are so many stories written where Erestor & Glorfindel are either friends, lovers or just get along nicely. How about a story where they do not like each other at all, and what would be the reason for it?

Format: Short Story

Genre: Some humor, some drama, some balrog

Rating: PG13

Warnings: Language alert - here there be f-bombs, but the general content isn’t adult

Characters: Erestor, Lindir, Celebrian (mentions of Elrond and you-know-who)

Pairings: talk of Celebrian/Elrond; Erestor would like it to have Erestor/Haldir, but that’s not going to happen

Creators' Notes (optional): I might have twisted a few unknowns about to make this work. No regrets. I think this might be part one of a series of six (titled something like, five times Erestor hated Glorfindel, and one time he tolerated him, sort of) {this is also not betaed, nor edited, so I have fingers crossed for no plot holes}

Summary: Erestor hates Glorfindel.

( “Kinslayers are always up for debate,” bristled Erestor. )

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B2MeM Challenge: Aman: who do Bilbo and Frodo meet once they are living in Tol Eressea?
Format: Short Story - ~3000 words
Genre: Humour, General
Rating: PG (some vague innuendo)
Warnings: none
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Finrod, Elrond, Celebrian
Pairings: Elrond/Celebrian, Finrod/Notebooks, Finrod/Not Getting Beaten Up By His Little Sister
Creators' Notes (optional): This story is partly inspired by LiveOakWithMoss' lovely Finrod/Beor story, Tis' my faith, every flower.
Summary: Bilbo and Frodo arrive on Tol Eressea and, at first, aren't sure what to make of it. But at least one person (and his notebook) is super excited to meet them.

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B2MeM Challenge: Rivendell, something falls out of the pages of a book.

Format: Short Story - 1200 words

Genre: Humour, Romance

Rating: PG

Warnings: none

Characters: Aragorn (Estel), Arwen

Pairings: Aragorn/Arwen

Creator's Notes: I particularly wanted to get this finished for today - please note the date in the story!

Summary: Estel studies Quenya and finds something unexpected in a book. He's a romantic boy.

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B2MeM Challenge:B10, O68

B10

Archery: Laer Cu Beleg

O68 (these are also covered by a piece of art yet to be posted, but snuck in here just for fun)
Archery: Hithlum Horse Archers
Art Supplies: Canvas

Format:Short Story
Genre:Comedy
Rating:G
Warnings:none
Characters:Eledu, Ellonur
Pairings:none
Summary:More archery practice. Almost. Sequel to 'The Unwilling Apprentice'. Lotro-verse

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The Unwilling Apprentice

B2MeM Challenge:

(N43)
Beasty:Crane
Archery in Arda: Lake town archers
Games people play: Horseraces
Horror: Spiders, flies, and maggots
Weather: Sleet
Art Supplies: Carving

(I22)
Colors: Lavender
Food and Drink: Hunting and Gathering
Art Supplies: Stone
Weather: Hurricane

Format:Short Story
Genre:Light Comedy
Rating:PG
Warnings:creepy creature death
Characters:Eledu and Ellonur (used with permission)
Pairings:vague mention of Eledu/Gwyndir and Ellonur/Bainith
Summary:Eledu tries really hard to teach Ellonur something.
Notes:LOTRO-verse

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B2MeM Challenge: O72, Horror; Thuringwethil and Other Vampires
Format: Comic
Genre: Humor (of the macabre variety)
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Dark humor; hey, we're talkin' Thuringwethil here! Lots of bytes, too. Heh.
Characters: Starring Thuringwethil with guest appearances by Lil' Gothmog, Draugluin, Professor Thû (a.k.a. Sauron) and Boldog the Butler
Pairings: What?
Summary: Thuringwethil savors a fine...well, not wine.

Lookee here! Link to comic on Photobucket [Click picture to expand a bit]

zhie.livejournal.com

The Root of the Matter

B2MeM Challenge:O72
Occupations: Cook
Games People Play: Drinking
Format:Ficlet
Genre:Comedy
Rating:PG-13
Warnings:terrible recipe name
Characters:Glorfindel, Erestor, Eledu, Gwyndir, Ellonur, Bainith
Pairings:Gwyndir/Eledu
Summary:A dinner drinking game.
Notes:Ellonur, Eledu, and Gwyndir used with permission; lotro-verse

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You're It by Zhie (I-18)

B2MeM Challenge:I-18
Games People Play: Tag
Relationship: Childhood Sweethearts
Format:Ficlet
Genre:Romantic, sort of Comedy?
Rating:PG
Warnings:two boy elves love each other
Characters:Erestor, Eledu, Gwyndir
Pairings:Eledu/Gwyndir
Summary:Grown Elves playing tag. Because it's awesome. (And something you can actually do in lotro...)

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Mind Reader

B2MeM Challenge:O72
Diner's Club: bacon
Format:Drabble
Genre:Comedy
Rating:G
Warnings:pie?
Characters:Bainith Proudfoot, Yucca Bracegirdle, Postmaster Proudfoot
Pairings:N/A
Summary:Bacon pie.

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It Comes in Pints! by Zhie

B2MeM Challenge:I-18
Textures: Splintery
Food and Drink of Middle-earth: It Comes in Pints?
Write What you Know: A character... something in common
Injuries and Other Ailments: Arrow Wound
Life Events: Old Age
Diner’s Club: Supper
In a Manner of Speaking: For Pity’s Sake
Format:Short Story
Genre:Comedy
Rating:PG
Warnings:mild violence
Characters:Barliman Butterbur, Yucca Bracegirdle, Bainith Proudfoot, Henry Jenks, unnamed hobbit adventurer
Pairings:NA
Summary:Yucca and Bainith go adventuring at the Prancing Pony. Lotro-verse. Yucca used with permission from Lalaith_Raina

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Witty Blog Title: a found poem by amyfortuna

Book Blurbs – Noldor

"Om Nom Nom Nom" by Amy Fortuna

"Tree, Spare That Woodman!" by Amy Fortuna

Rumor Has It by Zhie

'Your First Legendary Elvenking' by Amy Fortuna (starbrow)

"Yet Were Its Making Good" by Amy Fortuna (starbrow)

Sitting on the Grass with Flowers in Their Hair by Zhie (B10) (O68)

The Unwilling Apprentice by Zhie (N43) (I22)

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